Does this apply to you?

Jessen Kyles

The Old Alphabet: A as in apple. B as in boat.

That used to be right, but now it won’t float!

Now, A’s for arthritis,

B’s for bad back,

C’s for chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac.

D is for dental decay and decline,

E is for eyesight, you can barely read the top line!

F is for fluid retention,

G is for gas, which I shouldn’t have mentioned.

H is for high blood pressure, I’d rather it be low.

I is for incisions, with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket or won’t mend.

K is for knees that make noises when they bend.

L’s for libido, let’s not talk about this.

M is for memory, some I really miss.

N is for neuralgia, sore nerves you can feel

O is for osteo, bones that crack and don’t heal

P is for prescriptions, some have quite a few.

Just give me a pill and I’ll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?

R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,

T is for Tinnitus; the bells in your ears!

U is for urinary; troubles with flow;

V is for vertigo, that’s ‘dizzy,’ you know.

W is for worry, now what’s going ’round?

X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y is for years, it’s been a long time.

Z is for zest….but it’s all in my mind!

I’ve survived all the symptoms, my body’s fully deployed.

I’m keeping fourteen doctors and 2 dentists fully employed!

IF YOU’RE NOT AS OLD AS ME….LAUGH IT OFF….BUT YOUR DAY’S A-COMIN’!

HAVE A GREAT DAY!