A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when

the stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that

flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow

passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly

and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “Since you are a Negro, do you

think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the

job?” and he smiles.

“OK”, she said. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you

a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff –

grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a

flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you

suppose that is?”

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,

thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to

discuss President Barak Obama… when you don’t know shit?”